So I've deployed a Mesos cluster in AWS using the CloudFormation script / instructions found here with the default cluster settings (5 private slaves, one public slave, single master, all m3.xlarge), and installed HDFS on the cluster with the dcos command: dcos package install hdfs.
The HDFS service is apparently up and healthy according to the DC/OS web UI and Marathon:

(the problem) At this point I should be able to SSH into my slave nodes and execute hadoop fs commands, but that returns the error -bash: hadoop: command not found (basically telling me there is no hadoop installed here).
There are no errors coming from the STDOUT and STDERR logging for the HDFS service, but for what its worth there is a recurring "offer decline" message appearing in the logs:
Processing DECLINE call for offers: [ 5358a8d8-74b4-4f33-9418-b76578d6c82b-O8390 ] for framework 5358a8d8-74b4-4f33-9418-b76578d6c82b-0001 (hdfs) at scheduler-60fe6c75-9288-49bc-9180-f7a271c …
I'm sure I'm missing something silly.